There are many peculiar things about this state of Texas we live in,
most of our legends seem larger than life, until you git here,
so here are but a few examples, y'all.
"The Texas Car Wash"
Listen up. This cowboy thinks the sign on the building says,
"Cow Wash" and underneath it is a sign for a $1 Bull Changer."
If'n he didn't he'd never pull into a CAR wash with his
Texas Pride TRUCK and CATTLE TRAILER.
The pole just got in his way as he was pullin' up, blockin' his view of the signs.
This feller knows that once you've been spotted fer speedin',
and he walks out in the road with his Texas-fast steed,
blocking all of yer lanes of traffic,
you ain't gonna try to run away - or hit 'em.
"The Classic Texas Mailbox"
In a state with a notorious concealed-weapon law
[and highest percentage of death-row prison executions]
Mind you, our family is not wildly excited about guns, as our cousin, Dale Fredericks was murdered by a gang of 5 gun-carrying thugs in Washington DC. We know that guns don't kill people, people kill people, and we also know the statistics about what would happen if the right-to-bear-arms were removed from the common people. So, this is an example of how we can see humor, amidst our sorrow for losing our precious Dale, who left his wife, Joan, and son, Paul, behind. This is a picture of him, as he was a Gunny-Sergeant in the United States Marine Corp, and this picture is of him playing trombone in the Washington DC Marine Band (shortly before he was to receive his Ph.D.), as directly seen in the beginning of the movie A Few Good Men.
In case you wonder what types
of back yard lawn games we play here - Texas-sized
[yes we have lawns - - sometimes]
A Few Texas Facts Fer Yer Ponderin'
I know ya'll just can't wait to read 'em!
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